Give me memes in my feed,
Let me ROFL,
Give me memes in my feed, I pray!
Give me memes in my feed,
Let me ROFL,
Let me ROFL
Till the break of day.
Sing Hosanna, etc.
Give me gumption for my unction,
Let me function,
Give me gumption for my unction, I pray!
Give me gumption for my unction,
Let me function,
Let me function
Till the break of day.
Sing Hosanna, etc.
(this one for the students doing last-minute revision)
Give me milk in my coffee,
Let me focus,
Give me milk in my coffee, I pray!
Give me milk in my coffee,
Let me focus,
Let me focus
Till the break of day.
Sing Hosanna, etc.
Let’s see what you’ve got…
James says:
Another rejected verse for Oil in My Lamp
@heresy
Give me bacon in my bread,
Keep me munching,
Give me bacon in my bread, I pray!
Give me bacon in my bread,
Keep me munching,
Keep me munching
Till the break of day.
#bacon #RejectedVersesForOilInMyLamp
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Snowflake says:
Give me things in my stuffKeep me doingGive me things in my stuff, I prayGive me things in my stuffKeep me doingKeep me doing until clocking off time at the latest…
(in reply to this)
Matt says:
@heresy
Give me legos on my floor,
Keep me screaming
Give me legos on my floor, I pray
Give me legos on my floor
keep me screaming
Keep me screaming ’til the break of day
And then…
Give me milk on my cornflakes
Let me eat them
Give me milk on my cornflakes, I pray
Give me milk on my cornflakes
Let me eat them
Let me eat them at the break of day
and then
Give me a sicknote for my boss
Let me stay home
Give me a sicknote for my boss, I pray
Give me a sicknote for my boss
Let me stay home
Let me stay home another day
then
Give me passwords for your Netflix
Keep me binging
Give me passwords for your Netflix, I pray
Give me passwords for your Netflix
Keep me binging
Keep me binging until the break of day
followed by
Give me excuses for my absense
Keep me working
Give me excuses for my absense, I pray
Give me excuses for my absense
Keep me working
Keep me working for one more day
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Give me nergle for my chundle
Keep me flurping
Give me nergle for my chundle, I pray
Give me nergle for my chundle
Keep me flurping
Keep me flurping, until the break of day
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Punning says:
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Give me puns for my guns
Keep me joking
Give me puns for my guns, I pray
Give me puns for my guns
Keep me joking
Keep me joking to the break of day
#RejectedVersesForOilInMyLamp #songs
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Tea says:
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Give me tea in my cup
Keep me slurping
Give me tea in my cup, I pray
Give me tea in my cup
Keep me slurping
Keep me slurping to the break of day
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Adam K says:
Gimme that old time oil in my lamp…
Reblog of this post because I screwed up the syndication thingy (with bonus verses to avoid being spammy). Third try…
↬heresy.isbrill.com/modern-heresy/rejected-verses-for-oil-in-my-lamp/
Give me coins for the offering
Keep me tithing
Give me coins for the offering, I pray
Give me coins for the offering
Keep me tithing
Keep me tithing to the break of day
(Chorus)
Give me heating for my baptism
Stop me shivering
Give me heating for my baptism, I pray
Give me heating for my baptism
Stop me shivering
Stop me shivering, all jolly day
(Chorus)
Give me grace for my errors
Let me human
Give me grace for my errors, I pray
Give me grace for my errors
Let me human
Let me human ’till the break of day
(Chorus)
Give me notes for my margins
Keep me studying
Give me notes for my margins, I pray
Give me notes for my margins
Keep me studying
Keep me studying to the break of day
#fun #reblog #thingy
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Heresy says:
@heresy
Give me riffs in my worship
keep me relevant
Give me riffs in my worship, I pray
Give me riffs in my worship
keep me relevant
keep me relevant to the break of day
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Heresy says:
More “Oil in My Lamp” rejected verses
@heresy
Give me reasons for your doctrine
Keep on thinking
Give me reasons for your doctrine, I pray
Give me reasons for your doctrine
Keep on thinking
Keep on thinking to the break of day
sing hosana…
Give me thoughts in the shower
Keep on posting
Give me thoughts in the shower, I pray
Give me thoughts in the shower
Keep on posting
Keep on posting to the end of days
(over to you)
#RejectedVersesForOilInMyLamp #thinking
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