The bible says the gods made the Earth (maybe)

This should upset your pastor. Try pointing this out one Sunday and see if they light you on fire or something.

Where Genesis 1:2 says “And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters” that “God” there is אֱלהִים (elohiym – H430), which is the plural of H433 (אֱלוַֹהּ אֱלוַֹהּ – God). See for yourself.

I mean, yes, this could be taken to mean angels, the host of heaven, or God in the “royal we” consulting with His own soul, but where’s the fun in that?