Category: Generally Heretical
Long before he was a preacher, Jesus was a refugee.
His mum and dad fled to Egypt for part of Jesus’ early life. Does that mean all Christians should be all for taking in refugees?
Some heritcal humour (aka dad jokes)
We always go to the pub when we leave the church
It’s a thirst after righteousness
Tim Mackle says we’re wrong about the Bible
A hereical view of the rapture
I saw this on social media and had to share it.
Some lefty-liberal heresy
The assassination of Charlie Kirk was wrong and cannot be justified.
They burned for heresy not witchcraft
The early church embraced non-gender-conforming persons
In the book of Acts (Acts 8:27), Philip (one of the apostles) baptised an Ethiopian eunuch.
God’s wisdom in Proverbs is personified as female
If you don’t like to be criticized, heresy most certainly isn’t for you.
Nothing is a broad term
If nothing can separate us from the love of God, as it says in Romans 8:38, then the list of “Things That Can Stop Him Loving You” is an empty list. Thus, being LGBTQ+ or any other marginalised flavour of person is not on the list of nothing, as it is an empty list. Therefore, God loves the entire LGBTQ+ community without exception.
I apologise for any Christians who have said otherwise.
If you run a tobacco company, name your cigarettes Heretics
That way, anyone can burn a heretic without the police getting involved.
The early church were all heretics (they got lit on fire too)
Now when the day of Pentecost had come, they were all together in one place. Suddenly a sound like a violent wind blowing came from heaven and filled the entire house where they were sitting. And tongues spreading out like a fire appeared to them and came to rest on each one of them. All of them were filled with the Holy Spirit, and they began to speak in other languages as the Spirit enabled them.
Acts 2:1-4, NET
The term “homosexual” didn’t exist until 1892
Given how much older the Bible is, it seems unlikely that it would have an opinion on homosexuality.
Some nicknames for Jesus sure to upset someone
- The Founder
- The Main Man
- Big J
- J.C.
- God’s Boy
- Prince O’ P’
- The First Influencer
- Teach’
- The Promised Dude
- The Dude Himself
- Satan’s Younger Brother
- Big Bro
- Oldest Bro
- First Bro
- Our Adopted Brother
- The Parable Guy
- Jeezy Creezy
- Josh
- The Morning Star
- The Example
- Mr. Perfect
- High Priest
- Rev. Joshua
- Sheep Wrangler
- The Logo
Hit me with your nicknames for Joshua Christ.
Being a heretic takes guts
And being set on fire. But mostly guts.
It is the dream of every heretic to be lit on fire
Money has no inherent value
It is only worth something for as long as we agree it is.
join me as we examine the ineffable to see if it can in fact be effed after all
I might be hell bound if you take me seriousely
But if you cause one of these little ones who trusts in me to fall into sin, it would be better for you to have a large millstone tied around your neck and be drowned in the depths of the sea.
Matthew 18:5-6, NLT
So, uh, pinch of salt please.
According to the Bible, rich people mostly go to hell
Check out Mark 10:25 if you don’t believe me.